I have to tell you that I had a granddaughter cycling with me today. She was unused to riding on the road. In an attempt to make sure she was safe on the inside of me and before we had even set off, I went flying and fell over onto her, she tried to support me in the upright position but failed.
I now have a bruise half way up the right leg from the ankle. A massive cut on the left,and a scraped elbow and now feel thoroughly miserable. Have to say though that the glass or two of wine consumed at the B.B.Q.is helping.